My friend found these scripts abandoned in the pub this evening.
They are actually genius. Click on them to make them larger to read.
There are phrases such as:
“Strap yourself into your rocket Oscar, Don’t fight us when we digest your mind, it may not be completely excruciating?”
“Shush Paul, the astronaut’s talking.”
“Now who’s being space racist?”
“Penis! You can’t get rid of me that easily!”
“I’m sorry Derrick. I’m losing control. Like at a week long sex party. I can feel it spreading like that weird thing you’ve got on your balls.”
Brilliant.
Emma Stone dance dare
Look Around you- Ghosts
Check this out if you’ve not seen it before! It’s a British Comedy series by Peter Serafinowicz, James Serafinowicz and Nigel Lambert with loads of guest stars like Edgar Wright.
Look around you is basically a parody of educational programmes for schools from the 70’s.

zbod:
“well excuuuuuuse me”.


Cat tango, anyone?
(Cat Tango by Doistrakh on flickr)