My friend found these scripts abandoned in the pub this evening.
They are actually genius. Click on them to make them larger to read.
There are phrases such as:
“Strap yourself into your rocket Oscar, Don’t fight us when we digest your mind, it may not be completely excruciating?”
“Shush Paul, the astronaut’s talking.”
“Now who’s being space racist?”
“Penis! You can’t get rid of me that easily!”
“I’m sorry Derrick. I’m losing control. Like at a week long sex party. I can feel it spreading like that weird thing you’ve got on your balls.”
So this was from an art test a month or so back, they gave it to me, I had a couple of evenings to do it (short deadline) but my photoshop decided to totally break, after trying absolutely everything and I mean absolutely everything it still didn’t work so I had to give up and send it to the deadline incomplete with my apologies.
They didn’t reply at all and didn’t even bother to reply to even aknowledge they had received it, which I think is really rude, but never mind eh. The brief was to create a made up GUI (Graphical User Interface) for a facebook adventure game with stats bars and an avatar. Then some kind of expansion when you click on the avatar for more details, so basically when retracted it’s just the head in the helmet then the body pops down when you click on it with the window with the various other stats (that I didn’t get round to finishing. There was no brief of genre or title etc, it was open ended so I decided to do a space adventure game, and decided to keep a hand drawn/painted sort of quality.